Win 2 guest list spots to the HIT&RUN 6th Birthday

DJ FU has kindly offered the readers of the blog two guest list spots for the forthcoming HIT&RUN 6th Birthday. Read on to find out how you could win!

All you have to do is fill in the remainder of this sentence: “I deserve to win two guest list spots because…” drop you answer below in the comments and DJ FU will announce the winner in due course. Tip! The funnier answers the better!
Good luck!
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I deserve to win two guest spots because the way that heads turn when i enter the room. Many a time have individuals present at an urban music night sprung around 180 degrees as soon as they hear my footsteps in the venue. The whole persona surrounding me brings people flooding, the wail of ‘Freud is going to be at The Zodiac on the 2nd of February’ would alone bring in extra punters. So i put it to you, if you are a business man, and a man who doesn’t mind seeing another bloke getting all the attention from everyone in the club…then im the right choice…
P.S Im the right choice…
I deserve to win two guestlist spots because i have herpies and i want to share them.
I deserve to win two guestlist spots cos I’m from Witney and I don’t get out much…
I deserve to win two guest list spots because… i love Hit & Run! I prefer the Wednesday nighters so I can get mashed up all night, then be in work the next day by 9am - all spaced out trying to be an accountant (its days like this that make you feel alive. Having normal work conversations with the boss when all you can think about is: “why did I do all them drugs last night…. Oh, whats that out the window, Arrr its a Squirrel……, “oops sorry boss, what you on about….”)!!
But this being on a Friday means I can put mandi in peoples drinks all night long! haha
PS- If I win I might be tempted to have the official afters at my house!!
I deserve to win two guestlist spots because I have lived a humble and simple life, born the illegitimate son of an overweight postwoman and a crack head tangerine farmer, I would spend my childhood roaming the fields mumbling battle raps at scarecrows. One fine morning a shrew came to me and said “My son you must go and see the one known as Vulgatron, he will show you the way through his sick double-time flow. Also Fu and the jungle drummer will help to point you in the direction of the light by just generally being a bit too sick for their own good. And I was all like “Word?!” and the shew was all like “Word.” Solemnly nodding his head.
Also I cant afford to pay £11 cos I spent all my money on records, paint, and expensive cheese, I cant deal with Tescos value cheddar. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s just not the same.
because il give you a fiver
It should be I. because cheese is a kind of meat.
I deserve to win two guest list spots cos… im not a gay!
Blaps!! hah¬!!.
I deserve to win two guest list spots cos… im not a gay!
Blaps!! hah¬!!. drinks on me….maybeee PEAS!
I deserve to win two guest list spots coz… I swear on my life I ent gunna try n shoot or stabb u on stage ! pluse DJ Fu is nang haha kwl kwl andy
I deserve to win two guestlist spots coz… My debit card numbers got nicked and some chufty has spent thousands of pounds worth of my money. I hten had to rip up my card. So, i don’t have any money coz it was stolen and I can’t buy the ticket on the internet as i no longer have a debit card. I’m screwed without guestlist basically!
sounds like rogue needs em, but there’s 2 spots, im not a gay and rogue got skammed..sounds like 1or2 likely candidates there ey!
srriously tho,need to be there defo!
ricen Peace!!
TImmy has won please pm me your names for g.list