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Well done Jibba for winning last months comp! Up for grabs this month is a Blunted Tee plus some free CDs and Badges I have lying around. For your change to win read on.
We like our caption comps here at Blunted! This one is a corker. I can think of too many myself. Drop your captions as comments below and I’ll pick a winner at the end of the month. Good luck!
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How am I going to turn these decks the other way around without people noticing and calling me a big girl!!
The Zon amazes himself sometimes, frequently his self-proclaimed “awe inspiring” sets cause him to have a sneaky “glory wank” behind the decks while he revels in his own immense talent.
after the raffle winner for ‘a date with zonny’ was anounced. Zon knealed down to congratulate the midget that had just won this prize.
The hooded youths behind Zonny were becoming impatient, he had one of two choice, take an extreme beating or give up his Techics… beating it was then.
“whats that noise?”
Wheres the cd go?
‘I thought I brought Avil Lavigne with me… ah well, back to the dnb’
“Shit, fuck, shit…right, how do i blag being a dj when I only know what 3 of these buttons do”
“Bollocks,” said Steve Coogan, “I thought being the “celebrity” guest dj was just booze, charlie and a bit of gash, didn’t think I would be actually expected to work this shit.”
You know at one time a DJ would just show up at the disco, spin a few cuts, tell you his birthday was coming up, and maybe ask the owner of a green Vauxhall to shift from the fire exit. Now they don’t even introduce the record! They just go thumptety-thump in between. It’s all sirens, whoops, and whistles…god knows how they can tell when the fire alarms going off. These days if you can operate Windows XP you’ve cracked. What do they do, move the mouse around to practice? They might as well be working at Dixons!
“I wonder if they know I’m being eco friendly and powering these decks by hamster’s in wheels. Wheels of steel are so last year this year must have product; wheels of fur. It’s all about the camo and fur this season.
malcolm the midget always had to have a little sleepy during his arduous ten minute set.
Well, if that’s all I’ve brought, my gran will just have to be happy with heavy metal
Have I got anything by Steps? I just wish I’d brought them with me to stand on.
I wonder if that’s one of those things they call A Round Tuit?
I wonder if anyone is listening?
‘I wonder if anyone is going to write anything funny when this photo gets on the blunted caption contest’
crikey-has it been that long?
The winner will be announced shortly!
After a lot of deliberation, the winner is……..PANTS!!
Please let us know your tee requirements and it will be on its way to you shortly : )
I don’t look like Steve Coogan you cunts