Win 2 tickets to Free Range ft. Scratch Perverts
Those chaps at Free Range keep raising the bar. This time they have the legends, Scratch Perverts, Hype, Noisia, Loefah, Chef, Kutz, Raggasaurus and also the talented Small Kid and more on the same bill. You will quite literally be spoilt for choice. It’s actually ridiculous, however, we can’t complain as we’ve been 2 tickets to give away worth a whopping £30.
We’re doing things slightly different this time round:
We want you to drop a short rhyme in the box below using 1 or more of the headlining acts in your rap. Simple really.
The best answer wins!
Entries close on Monday 9th of March, after that comments and this competition will be locked! Remember to click the “Notify me of follow-up comments via e-mail” button!
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March 10th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
And the winner is……Evo! Congrats. If you or anyone you know goes to this and fancies writing a review, please drop it to info (at) bluntedpresents dot co dot uk
March 10th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Comments are now closed! The winner will be announced ASAP : )
March 9th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
i think you talentless mc’s should just get out
your bullshit rhymes drain this place like a drought
so move out the door before I go deaf
and give back this stage to the mighty chef
mandem go mental, ladies dance like slutz
bring yourself to the floor it’s time for klutz
recession bites
money gets tight
and i can’t afford no chauffeur
to take me to go see loef-urrr
whilst i anticipate scratchy p, you’d be a fool to not choose ME
March 9th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
guess what’s comin down the pipe?
yeah that’s right it’s dj Hype!
he’ll be tearin it up all night long
for me three decks would be pretty grong
but hype’s got the talent and the natural skill
to show dnb’s going strait uphill!
the place will get roudier and loudier and boyzia
and that’ll be the fault of Darkman and Noisia!
you surely want your ass-a-kissed??
jus’ gimme a ticket to Masochist!
my rhyme’s better than Burley
better than Script
just let me prove myself
they’ll get whipped!
(nothing rhymes with scratch perverts, i’ve tried all night, my brain- it hurts!)
March 9th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
at first i was syked
wanted to see these mcs on the mic
spitting thier shit whilst on the decks hype
wanted to spend my fri listerning to dub
not chatting shit bored down the pub
last free range was fuking sick
and all i want is these free tickets
all you others cant admit
im the only one who can handle it!
March 9th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
scratch perverts make me go sick
to hype who i’ve heard’s a bit of a cockney dick
noisia makes me fall to the floisia
burley, script and macular are the hosts
i’ll be havin a good time like i’m on the gold coast!
i’ll be watchin loafah
sat on the leather sofa
skanking to the dubstep- dmz
their bass has got me going crazy
i simply can’t wait to see chef
listen to so much of him i’m surprised i’m not deaf
raggasaurus and masochist tear the shit up
i’ll be killing mans with my blood filled cup
the graffiti’ll be mental with small kid on the scene
the tms crew are wik if you know what i mean
we really want to get into this place
so we can hear the beats of the drum and the bass!
March 9th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
at this point i concur
all your lyrics are shit
so quit, that’s it, now it’s time for my bit.
Scratchy P, DMZ, they are legendary
DJ Hype ressurects beats in the cemetary
Loafah, I told ya
your beats are sick like Noisia
That’s raw, I’m sure that you’ll tear up the dancefloor.
March 9th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Friday 13th got a bad name but thats all gonna change when we get 2 free range,
Scratch perverts, dj hype, apex and darkman wil have u ravin all nyt!
would love 2 win the tickets 2 make sure im there otherwise ill b stuck at home pullin out my hair.
March 9th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
went to your last night, in the queue I waited
by the time I got out again my leg was dislocated
you might have seen me, keepin my leg elavated
to the drum and bass sound that was being created
I used to be a butcher but now i cant work
and I just want to go and see a scratch pervert
hype nosia you know that it’s phat
fuck Conor Sheehan- he don’t know were it’s at
give your tickets to me I’ll help you promote
give your tickets to me, for the sympathy vote!
the one above’s not me but clearly was a friend of mine who knew i broke my leg.
March 9th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Last time that I went to free range
I broke my leg and I went insane
was ravin to hard my knee snapped of
and now i cannot walk to foz.
March 9th, 2009 at 11:14 am
yeah yeah i don’t care
about your night cos it costs bare
cos i’m ginger
yes i is
and if you don’t believe me you can go and jizz
off off off you go
back to cowley
let it snow
my name is mike
my game is rap
if you don’t believe me you’ll get a slap
hype scratch noise kutz raggasaurus who gives a fuck
those words are sick
those words are rude
and i’m a girl that likes it ruuuuuuuuuuuuuude
pe- pe- pe- perverrrrrtt wang a lang lang
one two three four brap. man. yeah.
March 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Safe safe cool cool
It’s mc you fools
That’s actually my name
And I ain’t ashamed
I just love the dubstep
and the fat DNB
DJ Hype, Loefah I can’t wait to see
SO PLEASE GIVE YOUR TWO TICKETS TO MEEEEE
March 8th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Safe safe cool cool
It’s mc you fools
That’s actually my name
And I ain’t ashamed
I just love the dubstep
and the fat DNB
DJ Hype, Loefah I can’t wait to see
SO PLEASE GIVE YOUR TWO TICKETS TO MEEEEE.
March 8th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Got fired last week, so no spare change,
But still I need to go to Free Range,
Throw some shapes to Hype, that’s right,
I might, and I could also possibly stay up all night,
Till four, footsore, when they’re closing the door,
You’re bouncers will have to carry me off the dancefloor,
All the jokers above ain’t got nothing on me
I’m the original baddest (meaning goodest) MC.
Zoot.
March 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
ragg-a-saur-us once told me one day
killin’ ain’t a crime it’s a cowley road way
i once found myself outside cycle king
heard a gun shot and some mc-ing
i knew where i was right away
cowley road back in the day!!
hype’ll be excellent and the perverts’ll be raw
so get me to o2 cos you know i’ll be in awe!
x
forgot the notification thing……
March 8th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
ragg-a-saur-us once told me one day
killin’ ain’t a crime it’s a cowley road way
i once found myself outside cycle king
heard a gun shot and some mc-ing
i knew where i was right away
cowley road back in the day!!
hype’ll be excellent and the perverts’ll be raw
so get me to o2 cos you know i’ll be in awe!
x
March 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
is this lineup a wind up? the guys are buff, im not gay, but i might cry from the nuts.
does hype still use the punch button? before i run the function i go to hi lo to munch some curry mutton
theres a whole host that tasty like old goat
thats the chef, so man its bless, after the sesh its time to burn some cress
hiphops dead, bring back the skaterz with dreads
like it was ninety eight, you know im grinding till it chafes
believe eve is the best, like T M S,
league leaders, winning and winking like a glimpse of a keen beaver
after litres of sativa you know i need a breather
it gets darkman! i get embroiled, and type fast
reflect like glass or Jim Royal, “m’arc”
its largely jokes, but to be honest, i never heard sargent pokes
pass me some tokes and its all gravey in the boats
but if masochist does a massive shit, im going home….
March 8th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
you know i really wanna see a scratch pervert
if you let me go i’ll be wearin a grass skirt
i’ll be hula-ing to the drum and bass like a madman
last time i went i spilt my mate’s beer can
but you know i ain’t a jamaican
i like the dnb
if you give me those tickets
i’ll be SO happppy!!!
you shouldn’t give them to connor
he’s won enough times
and to be honest with y’all
his ‘rap’ ain’t worth a dime
because i’m so hyped up and ready to go
what to do? now i think you really know
March 8th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Hell yeah, tickets to see the Scratch perverts would be so sweet,
raving to Dj Hype and dancing to some sick beat,
swaying back and forth ,hands in the air to raggasaurusangrily chanting the chorus,
with your neon gear on, raising one fist,
jumping up and down to masochist,
then darkman on the stage doing some funky set
he’s buzzing like he’s high on ket.
So Free RANGE tickets would make my day
and even better if I dont have to pay!!
x
March 8th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I really wanna go see the scratch pervert
He’ll make me rave so hard it’s gonna hurt
Like the feds tryin-ta solve a john doe
I can’t wait to attend this show
Any room with DMZ
Has got to be the place to be!
March 8th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Yo yo…
My rhymes are so dope I don’t need a mic
They better win so I can see DJ Hype
Ya see, as much as I wanna be straight reppin’ it
I ain’t got much cash and I’m on state benefits
These times are dark, man, the recession’s depressin’
So if I saw the scratch perverts it would be a fucking blessin’!
Safe.
Forgot notification box init.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Yo yo…
My rhymes are so dope I don’t need a mic
They better win so I can see DJ Hype
Ya see, as much as I wanna be straight reppin’ it
I ain’t got much cash and I’m on state benefits
These times are dark, man, the recession’s depressin’
So if I saw the scratch perverts it would be a fucking blessin’!
Safe.
March 8th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
why did the fungus leave the party? because there wasn’t mushroom……..
such a loser
March 8th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Friday the 13th is a day of bad luck,
but when hype’s in the mix he’ll tear the place up,
live graffitti by small kid and TMS crew,
spray cans and canvas they know what to do,
in the crowd dropping bombs,
thinking if anyone saw us,
thats the time they bring on raggasaurus!
Free Range and O2 a sick night had by all
get yourself a ticket or you’ll be queuing like a fool.
Peace
March 8th, 2009 at 11:31 am
U can catch………………….. the scratch perverts doin a 90 mintue set, the dj hype is on a 3 deck flex, but don’t get vexed coz noisia’s next then apex n darkman to wreck the set!
March 7th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Won tickets for chase and the status men and i’m here again,
First things first, fuck george spooner,
he could of had the ticket if he’d asked for it sooner,
Fuck him anyway, boys a twat, but as for me i’m lyrically trained,
Wanna see those scratching perverts blow like a hand grenade,
I wobble my body to hype, knowing he’ll be devilish,
as i sip on my alcholic beverage,
i’m the free range specialist,
full time raver, 02 think i’m a mentalist,
and as you can see the bars have exceled,
NOW COME ON FREE RANGE GIVE US A BELL!
Free range killing it as per usual, as i’m currently unemployed (No skrilliah vanilla) and i love free range more than my mother, i’m sure you know what to do
(Notificiation ticked this time)
March 7th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Won tickets for chase and the status men and i’m here again,
First things first, fuck george spooner,
he could of had the ticket if he’d asked for it sooner,
Fuck him anyway, boys a twat, but as for me i’m lyrically trained,
Wanna see those scratching perverts blow like a hand grenade,
I wobble my body to hype, knowing he’ll be devilish,
as i sip on my alcholic beverage,
i’m the free range specialist,
full time raver, 02 think i’m a mentalist,
and as you can see the bars have exceled,
NOW COME ON FREE RANGE GIVE US A BELL!
Free range killing it as per usual, as i’m currently unemployed (No skrilliah vanilla) and i love free range more than my mother, i’m sure you know what to do
March 7th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
The time is ripe
For a little bit of Hype
Havn’t stomped in a while
So please make me smile
2 tickets? Yes Please!
I’ll beg on my knees
Cos it’s all about the bass
And Cowley’s the place
Love to Freerange xxx
March 7th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Bare wants to see Hype,
So broke I have to call my mum thru skype
March 6th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
loefah & chef were chilling playing some tunes
loefah farted & chef called him a goon
March 6th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
blowing, rolling, dancing, laughing
come to carling and get balsted,
cause free range will rock fantastic!
March 5th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
ever since i was a small kid my kutz were perverted
make the girls in my class go “my knickers are dirtyed”
grew up free range check my muscles there burley
dont stick to the script like my name was liz hurley
pick up divine girls fresh of the street like hugh grant
im a darkman at heart so dont tell me i cant
got no cash so i cant pay by AMEX
give me the tickets and youll reach your apex
March 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
what is this? i can’t write a poem
about the artists, i don’t even know em
this entry is crap, and i know i won’t win
just thought I would try, that’s not a sin.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:13 am
just give um to me!
cheers
March 5th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Fu want them tickets bro, hook mans up,
March 5th, 2009 at 5:21 am
were goin to see hype, scratch perverts at carling, hopefully ill run into my darlin, we have a mental nite, the pictures will be a frite, by end of nite will proberbly lose my sight, kodac vision will be all can rememba, all this and its not even septemba, brapppppppp brapppppppp
March 4th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
there once was a night that ranged free,
yet confined to the accademy,
loefah can’t be bested,
so make sure you’re rested,
to dance hard, like michael flatly
March 4th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Yo cuzzi gim ME DEM tickets
March 4th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
i’ve been stood up for this night so hook a towel up!
March 4th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
djs hype and noisia,
mek me go a crazy,
gota write a lil rhyme,
not to would be lazy ;o)
March 4th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
March 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
whats the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can’t marmalade your cock into an ass
March 4th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
My brother is visiting all the way from Australia.
What better way to welcome him back to the UK
March 4th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
last time when the dub got stepped on
i couldn’t afford it and all the tickets were gone
my friend told me on this website he won
and i begged for a ticket so i could come
but he sold it, what can i say hes got jew in him
i should tell u, he was under age so u should be suein him
so please let me win cos i aint stingy
i’ll be handin my other ticket to the nearest player to me
big up the freerange, the best scene oxfords had
since they started they been rockin the shows mad
the thought of hype n’ the perverts got my mind crazy
ting its daunting this is my only oppertunity
March 4th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Give me the tickets and i’ll rbing the noise,
I wanna be stomping, with all the free reange boys.
I wanna see Hype rip his sick set,
with scrach perverts, noisia, gonna be ace it bet.
Fridat the 13th unlucky it’s said,
but i’ll be out stompiing, not tucked up in bed!
see ya there x x
March 4th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Got a sitter for the ‘SMALL KID’ but not enough dosh so we still not sorted.
Partners birthday wanna c HYPE send us some tickets so we can party all nyt!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Original pervert like gary glitter
husler and playboy loefing on the shitter
big shout out to jfb and woody
hope im there next week like jade goody
like my battery eggs large
no free range in my dinner
send the tickets this way
make me the winner
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
The word NOISIA flipped upside down equals VISION…
Winning this would make so happy that I would jism…BRRRAP!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
dubstep had my baby
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Just another 1 of resonates HYPE tools for all to ride too
the CHEF on the KUTS, FREE RANGE, my style its quiet cool
im so on it and hell im NOISIA whilst smashing through the ranks
like every time I shine im going smash to tha bank
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Im broke, no joke and cant even rhyme!
I just get hyped at the sight
and wana be there on the night
with scratch pervets and loefah, havin a good time
so just give me the tickets free range, its only right!
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I don’t wana loefah round on the sofa free range
i need to see apex, and hype on 3 decks
theres no script for my rhyme
but if you don’t give me the tickets this time thats darkman!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
im so broke man, i cant afford to see darkman
so gimme dem tickets so i can rave to kutz,
loefah, chef and those scratch perverts.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:07 pm
oh yeh, gimme them tickets breadbin!
x
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I’m Itchy and Scratchy just like a neglected ‘Pervert.’
Free Range get’s me ‘Hype’d’ like an ounce of Sherbert!
Skafe!
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I’ll scratch like a pervert at the door of Mothercare, drop me those tickets even if my rhyme is unprepared!
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Can’t wait for the Dutch trio to tear up cowley!
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I dont want to stay at home on the sofa.
Give me the free tickets so I can check out Loefah.